Ariana Grande Likes To Nibble On The Grapes

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Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande foolishly tries to seduce us virile Muslim men by nibbling on some grapes in the suggestive video above.

Ariana Grande is the queen of using food for sexual innuendos (for example: water, cereal, ice cream, slushie), so it is not surprising to see her resort to her old tricks in this pathetic attempt to get pounded out by a Muslim man.

If Ariana Grande wanted to arouse us Muslim men with thoughts of her suckling our nut sacks she should have chosen a fruit much larger than a grape to signify our love spuds. In fact only cantaloupes covered in a thick layer of dark hair could adequately simulate the size and texture of a Muslim’s spunk holders.