Milana Vayntrub Partying With Her Tits Out

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For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at these recently released photos from 2009 of AT&T spokeswoman Milana Vayntrub partying with her bulbous tits nearly spilling out of her dress.

On paper it was a wise business decision for AT&T to purchase this big breasted slut as their representative, for when choosing a wireless carrier the hopelessly depraved infidel masses make decisions with their genitals.

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With competitors Verizon and Spirit utilizing annoying nerds in their commercials it won’t be long until Milana’s bountiful bosom propels AT&T to complete domination of the heathen wireless marketplace.

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Of course us righteous Muslim jihadists never use cell phones except for as a triggering mechanism on roadside bombs… and for the occasional game of Candy Crush. However, with that said we will never give our business to AT&T and Milana’s immodestly large mammaries, for it is a blasphemy against the natural order of things that Milana is out selling overpriced cell phone plans when her true calling is clearly to be bent over in a barn getting her udders milked dry by the coarse calloused hands of a Muslim dairy farmer.