Selena Gomez Washes Up On Shore In A Yellow Bikini

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A wildlife camera captured this photo of Selena Gomez washing up on shore on the banks of the Rio Grande in a yellow bikini.

Once again Selena Gomez has made a fool out of the US border patrol by illegally crossing over from Mexico into Texas. Of course border patrol agents are at a disadvantage as Selena knows the currents of the mighty Rio Grande like the back of her hand having crossed over numerous times over the years.

One has to admire Selena Gomez’s resourcefulness in ditching her poncho and sombrero for this yellow bikini. With her colon packed full of heroin balloons and stomach stuffed with donkey semen it is best that Selena not weigh herself down further with clothing while navigating the turbulent waters.