Zsa Zsa Gabor Dead At 94

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Zsa Zsa Gabor an actress of stage, film, and television is dead at the age of 94.*

Zsa Zsa Gabor was best known for her work on that one episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” were she plays herself, and slaps Carlton Banks. Man Fresh Prince was a great show, and Carlton sure danced funny he deserved to get slapped.

Long suffering with various health problems Zsa Zsa passed away in her bed with her family near by. When questioned about the cause of her death her doctor simply replied “She was old as sh*t!”

So long Zsa Zsa Gabor you will forever be in American’s hearts… well at least for the next 24 hour news cycle or until someone more interesting dies.

*I’m busy this weekend so I figured I’d just write this now.